Every now and again, I look through my awstats for my web logs. It was really fascinating when I first set it up. Now, I look at it maybe once a week. Soon, I’m sure it’ll dwindle to once a month. Mostly, I get a kick out what people were searching for when they wind up on my pages.
Usually, it’s stuff that makes sense. My flying info was pretty useful and interesting when I put it up, and I typed up the checklist that the flight school gave me for the Cessna 152 I was flying. So that I have a number of searches that are “cessna 152 checklist” makes sense.
The details of our trip to Ireland info is also pretty exhaustive. Or at least exhausting. So, it’s no surprise that I have search queries like “inis oirr” or “tourmackeady”. Really, how many web pages are going to have those strings on ’em?!?
But I was really surprised when I saw that someone followed a link to my site after a search on “big naked breast video”. I thought, gosh, I must be doing something right. So, I googled that term and searched for myself in the results. After not finding me within the first 300 results, I was disappointed to learn that I’m not really hosting big naked breast videos unknown to myself. I thought maybe I had a multiple personality that I didn’t know about and the one thing we had in common was our sexual appetite.
Still, I thought it worth a little more investigation, so I looked through my logs. And of course, it’s not a Google search that brings ’em in. It’s our buddies at MSN. I’m right there. First page of search results (at least as of this writing). http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?FORM%20=TOOLBR&q=free+color+pictures+of+naked+breasts
The coincidence of blog entries in which I talk about taking pictures in Richmond (which I did and still need to blog about), and references to the wardrobe malfunction in the “Free” “Speech” post led to all the right keywords being in the right place at the right time.
But just in case you did in fact read all this, and are still wondering to yourself, “Self, when is he going to give up the goods, and show free color pictures of naked breasts?” Well, knock(er) yourself out.