Maybe I just have a dirty mind, but it took me a moment too long to parse this correctly when I heard it the first time:
“OK, It’s time for floor play. Do you want to touch your turtle? Here. Touch your turtle.”
/ Heard around the house
Created Sat, 28 Jan 2006 20:28:41 +0000
Modified Tue, 10 Mar 2026 22:11:56 -0400
— Sam touches her turtle.